Man Plunges Over Cliff on Lawnmower I think that this man is going to show up on the Darwin Award site. Although, it could have been much worse.

I'm awake much too early this morning but needed to check on my e-mail and well, sort of ended up here, lol.

whoops, looks like I double blogged! ::sheepish grin::

"King of Pop" Michael Jackson recently proposed a
"Children's Bill of Rights," claiming he wants to
"recreate the parent-child bond, renew its promise,
and light the way forward for all the beautiful
children who are destined one day to walk this earth."

Uh... sure, Mike. We're with ya, dude.


The Top 12 Provisions in Michael Jackson's
"Children's Bill of Rights"


12> The right to bare arms. And bare legs. And taut, young
buttocks. And...

11> Every child has the right, regardless of race or national
origin, to grow up to be a rich, white eccentric.

10> All kids should be exposed to fine imported and microbrew
beers. Wait -- *which* Michael Jackson are we talking
about here?

9> The right to make a hideous face and have it freeze that way,
through the miracle of plastic surgery.

8> An oxygen sleep chamber in every home, a llama in every yard.

7> No child should be intimidated by predatory adults who try
to force them to do something they don't *want* to do, such
as decline the generous settlement offer and drag the
whole thing out through a long and messy public trial.

6> Children have the right to participate in wholesome activities
such as riding bikes, playing musical instruments, and
collecting skeletal remains.

5> Crying like a pantywaist is mandatory.

4> All newly potty-trained youngsters are granted the honorific
"The King of Plop."

3> Every child must serve a mandatory six months in the Neverland
Tickle-Fight Brigade.

2> Kids have the right. Michael takes the left side.


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Provision in
Michael Jackson's "Children's Bill of Rights"...


1> Prosthetics and physical therapy for unfortunate children
who cannot moonwalk.

Donna St's blog threw me for a loop for a second, lol. The title she has up is the name of our farmette. I had to look like 3 times to see who's page I was looking at as she has the same colors I do too. I was wondering if someone came and changed my title. Man, I need MORE sleep! lol Great blog anyways! (to make a long story longer!)

Electronic Greeting Cards from Psychology Greeting Cards I thought this site was pretty neat, there are free email cards that are made up of inkblots and a sexual orientation quiz which I took and am waiting for the results of. They said it could take up to 4 weeks because of the number of people taking this quiz. Hmmmmm, wonder if that is a line of bull or not? lol.

Anyway, I wonder what it will say? Not that it really matters I think that we all can make choice for ourselves regarding acting on our urges or not. For instance I don't act on the urge to jump most attractive men I meet. Let me tell you that is a sacrifice that I choose to make out of respect for my husband, lol! So now I'm babbling! lol.