TheSpark.com's Death Test! Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


January 3, 2021
at the age of 57 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (22%)
Electrolysis (12%)
Suicide (9%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


9697203 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 156585 people claim to have leprosy.


Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on January 3, 2021, as you slip silently into the night.

,Heartless Bitches International The Heartless Manifesto...this website reminds me of some folks that I have encountered in the past year, **snicker**. Ha ha ha, chuckle, snort and guffaw!!!

All the pictures that you see here were taken with the exception of 2 by my Autistic son Chase, I love him! This is Maggie! Isn't she gorgeous??
This next one looks like I am telling one of my beloved children to stop monkeying about, lol!
This is Maggie's wonderful hubby Roger!
This is a great picture I took of Jenna, isn't she beautiful?
This next one is of George and Jonathan monkeying about, lol!
This next one is a shot of the beautiful tile mosaic that was on the floor of the room we ate in.
And so I hope that you have enjoyed this portion of the photographic adventures of me and my friend Maggie and our families! I will post more pictures when I get another roll of film back from the processor.....TA TA!!

Your Name and Title You shall henceforth be known as:

Mistress of All Things Not Pertaining to Stating The Obvious, Susan Weasle Schubert

The former was a lulu, but you're a cake.