June 6, 2001
The Top 16 Oprah Book Club Runners Up
16> Yugo Girl: Auto Repair for Empowered Women
15> Rosie O'Donnell Can Kiss My Great Big Rich Ass
14> How to Amuse Your Inner Child By Swallowing Hand Puppets
13> Men Are from Mars, Women Are from -- Ooh, Mashed Potatoes!
12> TV Personalities Who Baffle Men, and the Women Who Love Them
11> Girlfriend, You Are Like, *SO* Co-Dependent!
10> The Clever, Unappreciated Woman Who Never Marries and Dies
Poor and Alone
9> You Go, Oprah!: One Author's Desperate Attempt to Make His
Mortgage Payments
8> Bad Shrinks, Good Surgeons: Learning to Love the Fat Ugly
Loser You'll Always Be
7> You're Not Nearly as Repulsive as You Think
6> I'm OK, You Won't Make as Much in Your Lifetime as I Make
During Lunch
5> Harry Potter and the Stunningly Successful, Worldly-Wise,
Mature Yet Hauntingly Alluring Talk Show Goddess
4> I'm OK, You're Skanky Roadkill
3> Bridget Jones's Diarrhea
2> Beloved 2: Electric Boogaloo
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Oprah Book Club Runner Up...
1> I Know Why the Trapped, Rabid Wolverine Bites Her Leg Off
Schadenfreude I ordered from Pizza Hut this evening. Every square inch of the pepperoni pizza was covered in pepperoni, not like the usual pizzas that have 5 pieces of pepperoni, strategically placed. I figure it must be a new kid building the pizza. He won't last long. His supervisor will be giving him the lowdown on slices of pepperoni versus his pay scale.
Ain't this the truth!!! I like some pepperoni with my pizza. Thanks for deeming me worthy to read your pearls of wisdom, lol! :o)
Grrrrrrrrr, what the hell is going on here? Anyways. I am going to try and post something new......
1. What was the first record you owned? (bought for you) The Beatles Abbey Road. I still love that album to this day!
2. What was the first record you ever bought? J.Geils Band, Freeze Frame
3. Is there a song that reminds you most of your childhood? I forget who sang it, but it was called (I think) "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone" I used to feel just like that when my Mother went to work and left us with the crappy sitters.
4. What song do you have to turn up and start beating on the steering wheel whenever it comes on the radio? Anything Mo-town...and of course "You Shook Me" by AC/DC and Sweet Home Alabama. How can you NOT turn that up and start beating the steering wheel? :)
5. If you could spend a night with six musical artists - three for their minds and three for their bodies who would they be? Minds - James Taylor, Tom Petty, Tom Waites. Body - James Taylor, Ricky Martin, the guy that sang the song about the Halo on her bedpost, lol.
6. If your life was a movie, what song would play over the following: Opening Scenes: "Julie through the glass"
Love Scenes: "Walking on Sunshine"
Closing Credits: "Golden Slumbers"
7. What do you listen to when you are Happy: JT, The Radio, everything... Sad: JT Angry: Alanis Morrisette,Sheryl Crow
8. Name one musical artist you would like to see banished. Christina Agulera
9. What now defunct band (living or dead) would you most like to see reunite? Creme or Traffic
10. Name a song you would rather never hear again: Anything by Frankie 'freaking' Vallie
11. Name albums that are perfect all the way through, no filler, no bad stuff. "The French Record" by The Magarrigle Sisters.
Breastfeeding poses a danger for HIV mothers This is a very interesting article. It is an excellent reason for marketing the formula as a maternal nutritional supplement. Go ahead throw rocks at me I don't care,lol!! Breast is best!!!
